Transformation 91: Optimus Prick.

7/2/2014

This week Optimus Prime is a complete cock juggling thunder-cunt as he steals a humans money to force him to do his evil bidding. Meanwhile Circuit Breaker pretends to be proactive in order to impress her new boss and Skids reveals how he likes to be touched.

Oh, and some Stunticon stuff.

All in: Heavy Traffic! Part 1.

There will, all being well, another entry up before next Friday looking at the film itself, but in an effort to be a bit different it will hopefully be another one of my amazing, and amazingly poorly put together, YouTube videos.

4 Comments

snowkatt

7/2/2014 11:56:19 am

...this issue
....fuck this issue thats all i have to say about it
aerialbots over america at least had a few somewhat brightspots
such as showcasing the decepticons being bastards

silverbolt being the only one with brains

the fleshling breaking control and the first signs of megatron losing it

but this ?
this has nothing
the only thing going for it is that its not cash and carnage or the mechnibals or the wresteling story

circuit breaker is as myopic and useless and one sided as ever which starts to grate very soon

the sleep button is moronic even for this comic

and its on the whole an even poorer showing then the previous one and the upswing wont come along untill gone but not forgotten for the US side anyway

but first we have to sit through the rest of heavy traffic decepticon graffiti and ...afterdeath before we get that far

at least the uk readers had the blow softend by clearly superior stories
imagine how i tmust have been if all you had were the us stories ?
its enough to make you break out the alcohol

btw you misspellen sony as sonny

Stuart

8/2/2014 10:32:07 am

Not now it doesn't, the perfect crime, no one will ever know I got it wrong! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

I do try to be as positive as possible about what I cover for the site, but yeah, this is a poor patch.

Auntie Slag

11/2/2014 08:35:05 am

Yeah, after the shocking brutality of Target: 2006, this really pulled it all back to Saturday morning kids TV. And sometimes that's nice after some gritty stories, but not this time. Thank god for Prey and everything until The Mechanic.

Mind you, the Mechanic story has a few nice touches in it, Ratchet & Prowl, Blaster & Goldbug.

But this story, even as a kid it was infuriating because you just knew Circuit Breaker was going to ruin everything by being ultra-dense, as usual.

Tim Roll-Pickering link

21/9/2014 05:58:58 am

A long time later but the mysterious man was Ken Connell, wielder of the Star Brand, oiginally in issue #2 of that series (and now in the Star Brand Classic trade paperback). He had been weighing up whether to expose his powers by rescuing a girl trapped down a well when Jenny turned up in the MAC suit and did it. Subsequently Ken approached the camp and lecturd Jenny on the dangers of rusing in, having nearly caused a nuclear explosion when dealing with terrorists.

Transformation 91: Optimus Prick.

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